Book 22 – Business Murder Mode ft Heather

The Morphy Boys are joined by MSW, child therapist, and badass horse girl: Heather (@SheepishSoprano). The boys start off talking about a Thicc Molina. Alfred Molina, what a talent, am I right folks? Nate doesn’t trust horses and Heather uses horses on kids. Horses know when you’re lying. Everyone in the episode is glad to see the Potter fandom die. The Morphy Boys are drinking Mt Dew margaritas to honor our fallen Animorph—the human turd David. Rachel goes bigmode in her stress fat dream. One of the best Animorphs books starts with a South Park reference. Boooooo. Heather goes over children trauma responses. David makes a shift into super evil. They all put Tyler in a Dexter-hole. Tyler and Nate lean into the homoeroticism of their friendship. Heather explains how the brain works in regard to trauma responses. Deep dive into Rachel’s subconscious and her bloodlust. Once again, we remind you that your boss is not your friend with some goon talk. Steal from grocery stories because it’s cool. Can a monkey steal a peach? Nate skirts close to sharing personal information. Not this time, folks! Nate is perfect! Tyler does some Yeltsin facts. David takes smart pills and becomes the best villain. We highly recommend Fassbender’s dong from the movie Shame. The Animorphs make a decision to kill. This shit is heavy. Give it a listen why not!