Book 24 – There’s No Such Thing as Dad Power ft Tony Boswell

Today the Morphy Boys tackle the helmacrons with podcaster, activist, and all around cool dude Tony Boswell (@wordisbond). Tony had no history with Animorphs and thought about cheating and not reading the book but Kathy Apples pulled him back in. We’re all ashamed to admit that we kinda like Rick and Morty because the worst people on the planet have co-opted it. “Only dumb kids read Animorphs,” says Nate. Quarantine has not been kind to our bodies. Tony and Tyler try to make Nate feel good about his body before summer arrives. Tyler wants to come in Romulans and NOT go to Goodwill. Nate shows off his shelf of an ass on the podcast for Tony. Tony and the Morphy Boys do some race science but they’re still good guys. Tony outlines the perfect system of government. Bugs are the size of Walmarts and KMarts. Just bros swallowing bros. Marco starts a Men’s Rights movement in the helmacrons. You hate to see it. The lynchpin of every society is weak men. Listen to this crap already. Go listen to Tony’s podcast Minion Death Cult (@miniondeathcult) if you haven’t already. It rules. Remember: Kids these days don’t have good size fiction.