Book 26 – Our Great, Soft Kings ft Derek

You. Yes, you, are a skeleton. It’s right there. Morphy Boys here, and we’re joined by Derek (@seraph1337) to discuss Animorphs 26. Nate starts the show by thanking essential workers. Then he shows how much his brain is like Adam Carrolla’s by inventing Wine for Men. We all agree it’s a bad idea. Tyler has never seen a Shrek movie. And he won’t. Don’t ask. Derek’s kids have bad assemblies. We will beat up anyone who bullies you. Do crimes. Do whatever you want. Don’t name your kid Crayak. Two gamers are tearing up the galaxy and that’s some kids problem I guess. Tyler has no hope. This snoop dawg wine has Tyler’s chemicals up. The howlers are big and strong. The Animorphs meet a real Satan and not the sexy Lil Nas X Satan. The Fran Drescher Defender shows up. The iskoort are some annoying little neoliberal turds with libertarian tendencies. We want Erek to go be a peasant. Shut up, hipster nerd. Is it Hugh Jackman or Huge Ack Man. Tiger facts are something else. The Animorphs get absolutely washed by a howler. Erek is a jerk still. The Boys talk about how equivocating fake evil with real evil and how doing so lessens the impact of real life evil. The Bots debate the ethics of a “servant culture” (hint: it’s bad). Animorphs win, that’s a bingo. This is the first Animorphs book we’ve read that gets an F. No Visser 3? That’s a bad book!