Beer can be medicine. Leaders key in on each other’s insecurities. Nate has money and power and will GET Tyler. Lydia and The Morphy Boys share their first online handles. This is a story about friends we make online. Marco tries to catfish Jake but Jake is too “smart” for that. Nate has done as much as Beyonce at 34. Judge Dredd may have been in NWA. Jake googles yeerk. AOL is Andalites On Line. The Animorphs follow the smell of poopy to get on a plane. Tyler tells a poop story. Tyler shares his secret to falling asleep.
Lydia and the gang discuss death, online, and getting smashed. Jake and Cassie share a human moment. Lydia loves to get The Nut. Roseburg only has one Taco Bell and they just don’t care. There aren’t enough Taco Bells in Canada. What’s your go-to order? Animorphs hack the Gibson. Nate prefers a soft wrecking of the mouth. Lower classes have charcuterie plates. Leave them alone. The Animorphs fight a Bill Gates type of Hannibal Lecter with a Secret Brother. Ax ends this book by literally eating cow shit. This is all normal. Sometimes you have to eat shit and sometimes you get to eat shit.
