Book 14: Megabutt Maintenance Routine ft Aleah Liebenau

The Morphy Boys are back on the main series! With a guest too! Our first one! And it’s a Lady. Writer and Instagram TV show haver, Aleah joins the Boys to talk about horses, horse girls, and how ladies put each other down. Rachel does that a lot in this book. Rachel is G-D-B to Cassie in this one. The horses are acting weird, so it’s time to see Crazy Helen. Crazy Helen clapped her cheeks so good that she escaped aliens. JNCOs were invented by dudes in Ohio with thick, strong thighs. Boys are mean to Cassie. They go to Area 51. A Controller is a nervous pooper. Actually, pooping is a through line that runs all over this story. Seriously. Pooping comes up like 4 goddamn times. Cassie uses pooping to dunk on Visser 3! Marco uses Ax’s battle morph to… hurt Ax? The twist in this book is pretty good. (It’s poop related.)Look, sorry about the audio problems in this one. There’s a bit of crap audio, but it will never happen again. Or it might. Who knows?