Book 13: Live Free, Get Wife, or Die

You ever have an antacid as a treat? A tall glass of Sixlets? Back in the mind of Tobias. We love to see it! This is a story about wives. This is a story about being left out by friends. This is a book about a bird being taunted by god. Tobias and Rachel save Jeremy the Hork-Bajir. Tobias has the night terrors. Tobias remembers what he used to be, longs for who he used to be. Bird-Moses will save the day. But not before he cusses out The Ellimist. Tobias wants to get paid for his labor and workers NEED TO BE PAID FOR THEIR LABOR. Corn Flakes and other anti-masturbation techniques are discussed. A chance encounter with a raccoon. Tobias gambles and gets what he wants. But what does he want?